areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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