I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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