david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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