I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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