Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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