I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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