i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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