There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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