You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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