I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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