You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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