Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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