drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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