I didn't shave. On purpose
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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