Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize