Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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