i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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