just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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