so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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