Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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