HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
