Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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I can't turn off my feet"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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