Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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