No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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