just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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