So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
