i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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