belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just want to make out with him forever
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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