Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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