I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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