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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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