Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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