Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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