What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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