My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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