is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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