She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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