I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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