Your tits are I can't wait for
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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