hell yes lets make some ravioli
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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