You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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