Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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