I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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