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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...

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(914): View more from New York

Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream

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(985): View more from Louisiana

So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂

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