5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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