you turned your livingroom into a bong?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My life is pants optional.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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