he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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