I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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