Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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