I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You were trust falling into bushes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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