Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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