VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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