Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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