Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want her autograph on my taint
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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